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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $29.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 565 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None. The Pitch Pure evil does exist. The Humans John Stamos, Bob Saget, Dave Coulier, Lori Loughlin, Candace Cameron, Jodie Sweetin, The Olsen Twins. "Yep, we suck THIS BIG…" The Nutshell Danny Tanner (Saget) is a widower father of … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New Video NYCMSRP: $29.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 3 hours, 52 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Breed Judging Videos• Group Winner Interviews• Backstage Tour• Grooming Featurette• Angel on a Leash featurette• Featurette on Vivi• Junior Showmanship Highlights The Pitch "It’s Rollerball meets Best In Show!" The Humans Shit, I don’t know. Some guys talk … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $27.98 RATED: UNRATEDRUNNING TIME: 95 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Hazzard County Character Featurettes: "The New Dukes," "Daisy’s Dukes," "The Birth of the General Lee," "A Moment with Uncle Jesse," "Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane"• Exclusive to the Unrated version Hazzard County Character Featurettes: "The Duke Boys in … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: A&E TVMSRP: $49.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 12 hours, 42 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Behind-the-scenes featurette The Pitch "Back in the dark ages, there was this tiny spark called ‘improv.’ We fed that spark with our sweat, our labor, our very blood, and, lo, it became a moderately successful television show. In … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Tartan VideoMSRP: $22.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 94 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Behind-the-scenes featurette• TrailersThe Pitch It’s Cinderella meets Face/Off with bloody faces replacing the glass slipper. The Humans Ah-yung Ahn, Gyu-rhyn Ahn, So-min Jeon, Se-Kyeong Shin and Ji-Won To New Ultra Strength Stridex removes pesky acne with the power of sulfuric … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dimension FilmsMSRP: $29.95RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 94 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • A Director’s Journey featurette• Alternate endings• Deleted scenes• Remaking Black Christmas featurette The Pitch Let’s assemble some of the most attractive young ladies working Hollywood today and then stab them all to death! Feminine theorists should have a field day … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $14.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 109 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary w/ director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo• Behind-the-scenes featurette• Promotional materials The Pitch "It’s Unbreakable meets that scene from The Deer Hunter." The Humans Max von Sydow, Leonardo Sbaraglia, Eusebio Poncela, Monica Lopez. The Nutshell Luck is no lady; it’s a … Continue reading →
Welcome to a new The Special Edition. Beginning with this column, I am going to be making some changes as I go, trying to mold the column into something unique to my style. Newell changed things up when he was here to differentiate his column from that of John’s before him and I felt it … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Sony Home EntertainmentMSRP: $49.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 541 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Featurette The Pitch A boy is kidnapped and it’s up to A-Listers Jeremy Sisto and Delroy Lindo to recover him! The Humans Timothy Hutton. Jeremy Sisto. Delroy Lindo. Dana Delany. Doug Hutchinson. Mykelti Williamson. Robert John Burke. Carmen Ejogo. … Continue reading →