Master Control Program

CHUD.com’s video game column, chaired by Cav Gallagher and his staff of inglorious gaming bastards, MCP is where you come to discuss the very best the console, PC, and handheld realms have to offer with varying levels of wit, verve, and, occasionally, pure, seething, psychotic venomous hate. If you fancy yourself a gamer, you’ve come to the right place. Press Start To Continue.

CAMERON COMES TO CONSOLES

There’s a press release floating around from UbiSoft today that is noticeably more triumphant than most. The gist: the company will develop and publish a game based on Avatar, James Cameron’s distantly upcoming sci-fi epic. This isn’t much of a surprise, since UbiSoft has established good relations with WETA (which is handling f/x duties for … Continue reading

MCP REVIEW: THE DARKNESS

BUY IT HERE AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!PLATFORM: Xbox360; PS3ESRB RATING: MaturePUBLISHER: 2K GamesDEVELOPER: Starbreeze I feel like I’ve been seeing bits and pieces of The Darkness at game events for a couple of years. I’d never read the comic book, and had little interest in doing so. And until I heard about it constantly while … Continue reading

MCP REVIEW: PARAPPA THE RAPPER

BUY IT HERE AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!PLATFORM: PSPESRB RATING: EPUBLISHER: Sony Computer EntertainmentDEVELOPER: SCE Studios Japan The Pitch Why make a new game when we’ve got this shovel right here?The Play When PaRappa the Rapper was announced for the PSP, no one was happier than me. I love the series. It has its problems, but … Continue reading

MCP: RANDOM SETTING – 7.20.07

Here’s a look back at the week that was in the world of gaming: Seems Like Old Times When it came to PR and marketing leading up to the “Next-Gen” launch, Microsoft and Sony had only one goal, destroy the enemy. A day couldn’t pass without some “rumor” popping-up about how the PS3 would be … Continue reading

THE BIT PLAYERS ROUNDTABLE – OLD NIPPON

Robert Cummings (Xenophobic Gamertag: Jacob Singer 45): Ok, on the CHUD message boards ( at least in the video game forums), I’ve developed this reputation as a bit of a Japan-basher. That I’m anti-Nintendo, anti JRPG (that’s Japanese role-playing games to you people who have actual lives), anti-cutesy, and, some might say, anti-fun. And I … Continue reading

MCP: THE E3 POST-MORTEM

E3 is made for lists. This year is more difficult because there was less on display, leading me to feel like I’ve already shouted out the highlights in the three and a half days of coverage that went before this. But with a few days to think (and having compiled my own ballot to the … Continue reading

MCP: E3 WRAPS UP (AKA DAY THREE)

After Thursday’s massive schedule, the final day of E3 was relatively easy. I skipped my first appointment, with Games For Windows, because I figured it would be little more than marketing pitch. Based on what a couple other people told me, I was right to do so. So I went to play a little more … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 07.16.07

Hail Eris! Confusion reigns. Last week, we all got word that Sony was dropping the price on the 60GB version of the PS3 to a mere $499. Sony Europe president then stated that this price drop is just to offload the remaining 60GB models in order to make way for the more [inflated/welcome) 80GB units; … Continue reading

MCP: E3 DAY TWO, LESS BRIEFLY

Yesterday hurt. Couldn’t resist the siren song of the Rock Band party the night before, and that led to a massive plate of corned beef hash at 3am and, well, you know how that turns out. At least I didn’t get drunk and hop on the skateboard I acquired from Sierra. That would have been … Continue reading