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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

HOW DO YOU SAY OH DON PIANO IN CHINESE?

What a tangled series of references it takes to bring you an Oh Don Piano story about Kill Bill Parts 3 and 4 – a UPI story that references Chinese news site crienglish.com that references Hangzhou-based ‘City Paper’ quotes producer Bennett Walsh saying that not only is Quentin Tarantino pondering doing the two sequels, but … Continue reading

BRETT RATNER GETS HIS DREAM PROJECT

When I hung out with Brett Ratner briefly in Vegas last summer, he asked me if I had read the pick-up artist book The Game. It was, he told me, his favorite book, and not just because he’s in it (he told me what page numbers, but I don’t remember them anymore). Brett Ratner’s definitely … Continue reading

DELLAMORTE’S BO WRAP – 6/22/07

Le Film Le Gross Le Per Screen Le Freak, say chic 1 Evian Almighty $32,112,000 $8,910 $32,112,000 2 1408 $20,175,000 $7,533 $20,175,000 3 Le Fantastic Four: Rise’ of le Silver Surfer $20,150,000 (-65.3%) $5,084 $97,604,000 4 Ocean’s Treize $11,345,000 (-42.5%) $3,288 $91,013,000 5 Un Knocked Up $10,636,000 (-24.4%) $3,575 $108,982,000 6 Le Pirates of Le … Continue reading

REST IN PEACE, ANDY JONES

In 2001, Warners Brothers held a double screening of their upcoming summer movies A.I. and Cats & Dogs at the Steven J. Ross Theater on the Warners lot. They did this because the hype around A.I. had reached a fever pitch and they knew that the press would do anything to see the movie – … Continue reading

THE BIOGRAPHICAL DICTIONARY OF OBSOLESCENCE

It’s been easy sport since the 2002 publication of The New Biographical Dictionary of Film to lambaste David Thomson for losing touch with the modern cinema. There’s his continuing aversion to horror filmmakers (appraisals of Joe Dante, Mario Bava and John Landis are elided in favor of useless entries for barely average hacks like Arthur … Continue reading

OPTIMUS PRIME ON DEMAND?

If you’ve been reading the front page, you know that Hollywood has been considering a variety of options to firm up box office revenue and thwart the looming threat of piracy. One of the most controversial is the “premiere” day-and-date release which would see major blockbusters available for cable PPV purchase prices in the $30-$50 … Continue reading

SPEED RACER IN THE WILD

What determines the quality of a life? Longevity? Material wealth? Your cache of friends? Your legacy? What exactly do you have to or acquire to make your existence worthwhile? We’ve struggled with these questions for about as long as we’ve drawn breath, and I certainly don’t pretend to have “the” answer, if there is just … Continue reading