Russ Fischer

DE BONT CORRALS CUSACK

Time was, when John Cusack announced that he was doing a movie with Jan de Bont, our reaction would have been predictable. RomCom hero joins high-budget hack! Will Womb Raider unite the sexes in box office bliss? Alas, those days are gone, and friendly (read: business) overtures have whittled the spears with which we once … Continue reading

CAPTIVE AUDIENCE

It makes sense that just as I was engaging in a mini-discussion of I Spit On Your Grave on our message board, the trailer would pop up for Elisha Cuthbert’s second porn movie, Captivity. Torture porn, that is. Her first being the trashy and embarrassing/entertaining House of Wax remake. And while I can argue that … Continue reading

LORNE MICHAELS’ UNLIKELY TRIO

I did pretty well on the English half of the SATs way back when, which means I was always good at word matrices and other matches sets of names and concepts. So if you asked me to complete a trio featuring Tina Fey and Amy Pohler I’d say Jane Krakowski or Isla Fisher, maybe even … Continue reading

CHUD’S 50 BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS, DAY 6

Welcome to the next CHUD List. We’ve tackled our essentials list and the continued revelation of our Kills List from 2003, and now that we’ve begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Disappointments. A quick word on the criteria. We could very easily have spent this whole article discussing sequels and … Continue reading

TAVERNIER IS ELECTRIC

When I’m in the supermarket at 3AM paying for some terrible boxed product to satisfy whatever post-bar craving has possessed me for the evening, I inevitably look in awe upon the many rows of paperback thrillers. The names of both author and novel often seem interchangeable, and the covers rely on geometric color shapes and … Continue reading

GROUND OUT IN THE UK?

Updated: With the new UK release date and plan: scroll down for the new news. Most news items are like a 7" punk single, arriving with a bang and over in a flash. Grindhouse news, on the other hand, is becoming a 12" extended club remix, where the same chorus repeats over and over and … Continue reading

SEE PEGG RUN

How about a late Friday pick-me-up? Trailers of various sizes have hit for Run, Fatboy, Run, Picturehouse’s upcoming comedy starring Simon Pegg and Dylan Moran. (He played David in Shaun of the Dead, you forgetful stoners.) And before you complain that there’s no HD version of the trailer, might want to watch it first…those are … Continue reading

BLADE RUNNER: NOW MORE DIGITAL

See what I get for not checking daily on Joanna Cassidy’s website? A number of sites (1, 2) are reporting on Blade Runner reshoots, based on a post at said location. Specifically: Joanna has just finished re-shooting her scenes from the original BLADE RUNNER movie. Joanna is wearing her original outfit (which she kept over … Continue reading

DOOMSDAY FOR A DROOG

Context makes all the difference in the world. If, for example, the director of The Descent approached Seymour Cassel and said ‘I need a leathery old gentleman,’ a soft rustling of cloth would be followed by the same view of a reproductive organ you used to consult banned library books to find. But if he … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TWIN PEAKS (SEASON TWO)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: CBS Television / ParamountMSRP: $54.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 1081 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Log Lady Introductions• Cast and Crew interviews The Pitch FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper has been shot and the town of Twin Peaks continues an attempt to recover from the unsolved murder of Laura Palmer. As her killer is … Continue reading