Russ Fischer

YOU THINK CARLA GUGINO LIKES PINBALL?

Here’s a Zack Snyder casting choice every libidinous geek can get behind: Carla Gugino has been announced as the female form behind the original Silk Spectre, Sally Jupiter. Like several other actors in the film, Gugino will be aged to appear both younger and older for scenes taking place at different points on Watchmen‘s timeline. … Continue reading

DRAGONS TO SOUTH KOREA: PWNED!

Guess what ain’t a joke no more? It’s D-War, the perpetually-delayed, endlessly trailered monster flick out of Korea. Like Duke Nukem Forever and nude (and attractive) Olsen Twins, this flick has become a sort of internet urban legend. We never really thought it would be finished, much less released. And now it’s earned twenty freakin … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DISTURBIA

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Dreamworks MSRP: $29.99 RATED: PG-13 RUNNING TIME: 104 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by DJ Caruso, Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer• The Making of Disturbia• Pop-up trivia• Deleted Scenes• Outtakes• Theatrical trailer• Photo Gallery• Music Video: This World Fair ‘Don’t Make Me Wait’ The HD-DVD review.The Blu-Ray review. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DISTURBIA (HD-DVD)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Dreamworks MSRP: $29.99 RATED: PG-13 RUNNING TIME: 104 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by DJ Caruso, Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer• The Making of Disturbia• Pop-up trivia• Deleted Scenes• Outtakes• Theatrical trailer• Photo Gallery• Music Video: This World Fair ‘Don’t Make Me Wait’ The Standard-def review.The Blu-Ray review. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DISTURBIA (BLU-RAY)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Dreamworks MSRP: $29.99 RATED: PG-13 RUNNING TIME: 104 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by DJ Caruso, Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer• The Making of Disturbia• Pop-up trivia• Deleted Scenes• Outtakes• Theatrical trailer• Photo Gallery• Music Video: This World Fair ‘Don’t Make Me Wait’ The Standard-def review.The HD-DVD review. … Continue reading

MCP REVIEW: GUITAR HERO ENCORE: ROCKS THE ’80s

Buy It From Amazon: CLICK HERE!System: PlayStation2Developer: HarmonixPublisher: ActivisionPrice: Rape We need to stop pissing around and set a couple unspoken rules in stone. One candidate would be that no video game expansion should ever be more than thirty bucks. Once I’ve bought the original, you could package sex with Sophia Loren (I’m thinking the … Continue reading

INTERVIEW: TERRENCE HOWARD (IRON MAN)

Terrence Howard is soft-spoken but very intense. He’s the sort of guy you naturally lean towards to catch the details of his speech. In part because he’s got enough of an accent that paying close attention is mandatory, but mostly because he knows that he can grab more attention by playing it small rather than … Continue reading