Michael Monterastelli

MOVIE OF THE DAY: APRIL FOOL’S DAY (1986)

By Michael Monterastelli · 04.02.2013 · 5 comments

Internet problems caused a delay for this review, so APRIL FOOL!

MOVIE OF THE DAY: INFRA-MAN (1975)

By Michael Monterastelli · 03.28.2013 · 2 comments

Michael’s head explodes from battling mutants, robots and monsters with this 70’s Shaw Brothers superhero classic!

COLLECTING VHS: THE HORROR SHOW (1989)

By Michael Monterastelli · 03.25.2013 · 11 comments

Michael proves once again that horror and capital punishment go together like peanut butter and jelly.

MOVIE OF THE DAY: A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)

By Michael Monterastelli · 03.21.2013 · 5 comments

Michael thinks Don Johnson made the right choice in this post-apocalyptic cult classic featuring a telepathic pooch.

COLLECTING VHS: LAND OF DOOM (1986)

By Michael Monterastelli · 03.15.2013 · 2 comments

Michael has seen the post-apocalyptic future and it looks a lot like Turkey. It’s just as rapey, too.

MOVIE OF THE DAY: THE HIDDEN (1987)

By Michael Monterastelli · 03.14.2013 · 13 comments

Michael gets an other worldly craving for heavy metal music, Ferraris and murder!

COLLECTING VHS: ELIMINATORS (1986)

By Michael Monterastelli · 03.06.2013 · 6 comments

Michael relives some cheesy 80’s awesomeness with a beautiful scientist, a mercenary, a ninja and a MANDROID!

MOVIE OF THE DAY: Geteven (1993)

By Michael Monterastelli · 02.21.2013 · No comments

Michael line dances to the “Shimmy Slide” in this multi-dimensional action epic!

MOVIE OF THE DAY: My Bloody Valentine (1981)

By Michael Monterastelli · 02.14.2013 · 8 comments

Michael breaks a few hearts.

COLLECTING VHS: Down Twisted (1987)

By Michael Monterastelli · 02.08.2013 · 1 comment

Michael is shanghaied back to the eighties along with Carey Lowell in Albert Pyun’s awesome caper-comedy. He may never return.