SEWER SUBTERRANEA SUPPLEMENT – NEW BEVERLY CINEMA STALKS DEATH
You’ve got to get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves…
You’ve got to get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves…
Zombies. Chickens. Lesbians. From Troma, of course.
A bit better than a decade ago, Fox had a television hit with the critically acclaimed Ally McBeal. To me, the show was insipid and clichéd – but people connected with the comical foibles of a creepy computer-generated dancing baby and its friend, a neurotic animated skeleton. The show’s creator, David Kelley (a guy with a list … Continue reading
Apparently, I get to review all of the screenplays for upcoming films featuring combat veterans with loose screws… Having recently revisited the Rambo franchise, I was surprised by a couple of things. 1) Despite its superior pedigree (and by that, I mean to say that James Cameron toiled on the screenplay, was tossed, changed the Cong … Continue reading
The Punisher stunk. You know it. I know it. Lionsgate knew it – they had a really tough time marketing the Artisan film in the wake of the acquisition of the company (it is, after all, a film in which “punishment” is meted out via parking citation – not quite what comic fans or mainstream audiences … Continue reading
Jason have Midnight Violence Rock ‘N’ Roll!
Jason puts his weight on it.
Jason stalks death.
Jason is proud to be a black man…what?
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Dragon Dynasty BuffetMSRP: $24.95 RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 96 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary by Bey Logan• The Making of an Action Epic• Action! On the Set of Born to Fight• Trailers THE PITCH It’s Delta Force meets Rambo: First Blood Part 2 meets…Gymkata. Oh yes…Gymkata. THE HUMANS Dan (Ong … Continue reading