I don’t know how to do a spoiler warning for this, so while I will be as vague with plot specifics as possible, I will be talking about a certain type of ending. Just naming the films will give away something about them. I’ll try to stick to general statements about well-known movies, but I … Continue reading
We live an incredibly derivative cinematic time. It often seems that everything is a sequel to a reboot of a remake of an adaptation of an existing property. Some of these are good (one of my most anticipated films of the year is an 8th Batman movie, so I’m at least a part of the … Continue reading
Things get medieval.
Apparently the “way of the gun” is to blast an old man in the balls.
Not even Middle Earth always respects its elders.
The worst work from one of the best living authors gets a thoroughly middle-of-the-road adaptation.
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Phase 4 FilmsMSRP: $26.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 97 minSPECIAL FEATURES: * Director Audio Commentary * Deleted Scenes * Production Photo Gallery * Teaser Trailer * Gag Reel * Billy’s Creepy Vintage CartoonTHE HUMANSRobert Thorne, JD Rudometkin, Bertie Higgins, Jay Wisell, Jasmine WaltzTHE PITCHI was going to do a thing … Continue reading
BUY FROM AMAZON: Click HereMSRP: $19.95STUDIO: RHI EntertainmentRATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 170 minSPECIAL FEATURES: NoneTHE PITCHLong as I remember, rain been comin’ down. Clouds of myst’ry pourin’, confusion on the ground. Good men through the ages, tryin’ to find the sun. And I wonder, still I wonder…THE HUMANSJames (Dawson’s Creek, Varsity Blues) Van Der Beek, Teri … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: 20th Century Fox MSRP: $23.49RATED: TV-MARUNNING TIME: 299 minSPECIAL FEATURES: Nothing Zip Zilch THE HUMANSJay (Desperate Housewives, Summerland) Harrington, Portia (Arrested Development, Ally McBeal) De Rossi, Andrea (The Class, Joey) Anders, Jonathan (Andy Richter Controls The Universe, My Name Is Earl) Slavin, Malcom (Luis) Barrett It always came back … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Comedy CentralMSRP: $14.99RUNNING TIME: 58 minSPECIAL FEATURES: A Very Terry Christmas 28 Drinks Later Nick Swardson: A Timeless Comedian Opening Act: Dirt Nasty and BeardoTHE PITCHLove hanging out with wasted upper-middle class white dudes, but your local sports bar has crappy drink specials? Fear not, Nick Swardson can … Continue reading