Tom Fuchs

SYNOPSIS JUMBLE #2

After the rousing response to my initial installment of this game (2 responses, only one of which actually tried to answer) one might think I’d give up in the face of such apathy. But I refuse to kowtow to such ridiculous things as audience interest and actual participants and will continue to play this game … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TORCHWOOD SEASON TWO

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  BBC WarnerMSRP: $79.98RATED:  NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 628 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:-Deleted Scenes- Outtakes-The Life and Deaths of Captain Jack-Torchwood Declassified   The Pitch Doctor Who’s morose and violent cousin. Jack’s ‘disco strokes’ left a path of destruction in their wake. The Humans John Barrowman, Eve Myles, Burn Gorman, Naoko Mori, Gareth … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WITLESS PROTECTION

TITLE UPPERCUT. BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  Lions GateMSRP: For the low, low price of $29.95 you too can own a piece of the world-famous shit monolithRATED:  PG-13RUNNING TIME: 97 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES:- Making Witless: The Cast on the Cast- Larry’s Use of the Analogy- The Musicians of Witless Protection   The Pitch “Let’s make a piece … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WRISTCUTTERS – A LOVE STORY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  Lions GateMSRP: $19.99RATED:  RRUNNING TIME: 88 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:- Audio Commentary- Making the Final Cut: The Wristcutters Journey- Deleted Scenes- Director’s Storyboard Look-In- Patrick’s On-Set Photo Gallery  The Pitch Everything Is Illuminated meets What Dreams May Come without Cuba Gooding Jr. managing to be anyone’s progeny. The Ring Pizza: You won’t die seven days after … Continue reading