This article contains spoilers from The Devil Wears Prada. If that is something that would keep you from reading an article, please goddamn yourself. I saw The Devil Wears Prada recently. Yes I have a penis. I let my wife choose and it was either The Devil Wears Prada or Catherine Wears the Diamond Studded … Continue reading
Still trying to make these at least one a week. I need more letters to make it happen but I also need email clients to treat all text equally and not create these headaches where the text comes in different sizes and colors and formats. It’s 2006 and still text is hated like I’m still … Continue reading
What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading
I’m not a very big fan of Infernal Affairs. Shoot me. Please don’t. To me it was an above average flick that was made beloved more for the fact that it was as polished as a Hollywood picture but it wasn’t made in Hollywood than because it’s some latter day Lethal Weapon. It was smart, … Continue reading
Scarlett Johansson is not lacking attention or press coverage. In fact, she’s reached a point where there’s as much talk about her talent as her hotness. Don’t get me wrong, her looks definitely merit the magazine covers and commercial endorsements, but her acting abilities will keep her working a lot longer. This week she takes … Continue reading
I love the Mayans. Love them to death. Thankfully they don’t know me or sill roam the Earth or else they’d have me sliced and diced and on my way into the sacrifice dumpster faster than you can say "Cortes was a prick". I also love the really crazy things they did in the name … Continue reading
***WARNING***Good day. Since so much of our site’s content is lost in other designs, hampered by ad code messing with the pages, or surrounded by gas and low on evil, I’m going to start reprinting them for new eyes. You’ll see classic Smilin’ Jack Ruby, stuff from me when I was relevant, early Devin, and … Continue reading
Ian McShane has made a career out of playing menacing, immoral men and we love him for it – particularly the dastardly reckless Al Swearengen of HBO’s ‘Deadwood.’ This week, however, the actor takes a lighter turn in Woody Allen’s comedy-murder mystery ‘Scoop,’ alongside Scarlett Johansson, Hugh Jackman and Allen himself. McShane plays recently deceased … Continue reading
What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading