The Do's and Don't's (But Mainly Don't's) of Trick or Treating
Follow these simple rules to trick or treating and your Halloween should be awesome. If not, you fucked something up.
Follow these simple rules to trick or treating and your Halloween should be awesome. If not, you fucked something up.
This is my impassioned (and futile) plea to Tina Fey to leave her husband and marry me – a twenty-something year-old obscure blogger from some random corner of the internet who has no discernible talent outside of writing witty impassioned pleas to women.
Guillermo del Toro will more than likely bring about the end of the world. Don't believe me? You shouldn't. But read anyway.
"Tropic Thunder" is utterly hilarious and it accomplishes that in the best possible way – by making fun of Hollywood. But wait, it's a Hollywood film. But wait, Ben Still is Hollywood. But wait, so is Robert Downey Jr. So, are they making fun of themselves? Having a laugh at our expense? Do I have pants on?
Many critics are claiming in the wake of the release "The X-Files: I Want to Believe," that "The X-Files" is no longer relevant to today's society. I, for one, think they are wrong.
Christopher Nolan's Batman films are so good, they've spoiled me
Everybody liked "Iron Man." Except me. I thought "The Incredible Hulk" was a better film. Here are the five reasons why I think so.