Continued from here. THE WORST SCRIPT…EVER Van Helsing is a textbook case of how Hollywood kicks writers in the goodies. In this case, they had such little respect for writers they didn’t even bother to hire one. Instead, Sommers took on the whole job – directing, producing, and pounding on typewriter keys while obviously doing … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New Line CinemaMSRP: $19.97 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 109 Min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary w/ director Bruno Barreto & actress Amy Irving You could put a chef behind the grill in Burger King and give him the best ingredients available but he is still going to make you a hamburger. Snappy huh? … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner BrothersMSRP: $27.95 RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 102 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• Alternate Ending• Barnyard Outtakes• “How To Make Animals Talk” featurette• Acting Class with Animals• Deleted Scenes• Flying Fiasco Challenge• Comic Book• Music of featurette There is a trend lately for a movie to be considered a “family film” it … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $9.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 50 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: From zilch to none. The Pitch "It’s like the NASCA: the IMAX Experience – only with Indy cars and no IMAX." The Humans Indy cars and Hoosier Hicks. The Nutshell This documentary takes a look at the 24 hours preceding the … Continue reading
The Set Up…Yep, it’s another of these sons of bitches. Actually, I’ve popped in a decent amount of letter columns on one-shot Leaks, so it’s not like I’ve been THAT scarce. I hope you missed it and I hope this one has you chomping at the bit for more. Remember that I’m always hunting for … Continue reading
Fans are going through a period of high stress right now as Brett Ratner prepares to take the reins of the X-Men franchise. We felt that we were in a good place with Matthew Vaughn, and now Ratner feels like a serious step or eight backwards. But maybe there’s light at the end of the … Continue reading
A few eons ago I mentioned that we were working on a CHUD book to be released at some later date by a major publisher. That is still happening, but it’s a very slow process. Over the course of the process you find out what works, what you want to do, what people like, and … Continue reading
Mailbagsukidoji: The Steady Leak may not be so steady these days, but your letters have been, so I must share them and answer them so that the wheels keep turning on this crazy little bitch. Feel free to ask whatever about whomever or whatever, and I’ll do my best to answer it. Letters in here … Continue reading