This past weekend I contributed to my own growing case of tinnitus by blasting Black Sabbath’s Iron Man again and again on my iPod shuffle. It just felt like the right song to listen to while walking around my neighborhood. It may not be the best song to be playing in the halls of New … Continue reading
I’ve started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it’ll be because you’re an astute fan of movies. I’m not going to make it easy and it’s going to be from something I either like or find it fun to put on the … Continue reading
We already learned valuable economics lessons at hero school with the X-Men movies and Disney’s minor hit Sky High, but it must be time to focus on the martial arts curriculum. Sure, Asian films have already thoroughly covered such territory with Volcano High and My Schoolmate the Barbarian and others, but now the Weinsteins want in on … Continue reading
A while back, I found myself in a strange predicament. Confined only to my bed, I was unmovable, unanimated, and unaware of the fact that my wife was saddened by my state of being. So, being the good lass she was, she immediately hired a local Hypnotist, a man whose opinions were entirely suspect. As … Continue reading
BUY THEM AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyRATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: Approx 30 Minutes EachSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch "Alright. I, like a lot of you I’m sure, am sick of that damn dinosaur. Go to wardrobe, get some costumes, grab some kids and a camera. We’ll take that damn purple bastard DOWN!" The Humans More kids … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $14.97RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 175 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Stuart gag reel with optional commentary MADtv has been the redheaded stepchild of sketch comedy since it first debuted. The show has always played second fiddle to Saturday Night Live but seems accepting of that fact. During the show’s first … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $19.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 86 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• Featurette• Deleted Scenes The Pitch “It’s Crash without the self-importance!” The Humans Hilary Swank (The Core, Sometimes They Come Back… Again), Henry Thomas (ET, Hijacking Hollywood), Patrick Swayze (Black Dog, Uncommon Valor), Rachael Leigh Cook (Antitrust, The Big Empty), Shawn … Continue reading
First Look: Writer Brian Azzarello Brings a Noir Sensibility to the Western in “Loveless” By Sean Fahey As genres go, the Western is more versatile than most people give it credit. It’s more about themes than conventions. Renewal. Independence. A frontier where you can reinvent yourself and escape your past. Makes no difference whether that … Continue reading
Harry Knowles has a very fascinating review of Uwe Boll’s BloodRayne up at Aint it Cool. It’s not fascinating because of the movie or the review itself, but because Harry saw the movie with Dr. Boll in attendance, and had a chance to hang out with him afterwards. Boll actually talked shit on Spielberg’s War … Continue reading