All

Here is everything CHUD has to offer starting with the newest content, going all the way back to our humble beginnings.

DOUG LIMAN JUMPS AROUND

Word to yer moms, he came ta drop bombs. And pick up books. Director Doug Liman got his break with Swingers, and now he’s moved on to a Jumper (the non-suicidal type). Liman will helm the adaptation of Steven Gould’s books about teenager Davy, who discovers he has the ability to teleport.  His gift manifests … Continue reading

BERG ACCEPTS THE MISSION

Actor-writer-director Peter Berg must be really into the “guys on a mission” genre, like literally: he’s added a remake of the Hong Kong action-drama The Mission to his already wobbly pile of projects. The original film, directed by Johnny To, featured five ex-triad members (including the omnipresent Anthony Wong) who get called to act as … Continue reading

REVIEW: DERAILED

If you want an object lesson in miscasting, look no further than Derailed. The two leads are playing roles they aren’t suited for, and what’s worse is that the only chemistry between them is what happens when an acid and a base meet. The soggy thriller is set in Chicago, except that no one seems … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.10.05

Every single day of the week, a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets.  So read the news, read the reviews, … Continue reading

WONKA BLUEBERRY GIRL GETS MAGIC

When I watched Tim Burton’s questionable overhaul of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory last weekend (review HERE), a couple of the spoiled adolescents struck me as having burgeoning star potential. It looks like bratty little Veruca Salt will settle for second place, as karate-kicking champion gum-chewer Violet Beauregarde is winning the race.  AnnaSophia Robb will … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: LITTLE POLAR BEAR, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 80 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Making-Of Featurettes The Pitch "Okay gang this is gonna be great. See, we’re Warner Brothers, we own tons of properties. Popular properties at that. There are so many things we could put out on DVD but here’s what we’re going to do. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: AMERICAN GOTHIC – THE COMPLETE SERIES

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: UniversalMSRP: $49.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 1002 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary on “Pilot” by creator Shaun Cassidy and David Eick• Deleted and extended scenes After the surprise success of The X-Files, television networks were eager to hop aboard the genre television bandwagon. They didn’t care about the shows at all; they … Continue reading

REVIEW: ZATHURA

I hate The Goonies. I tend to hate the genre that the film exemplifies: the screaming kids genre. That sort of film is typically just a series of set pieces that young actors scream their way through. It gives me a headache. But I love Zathura, and that’s certainly part of the screaming kids genre. … Continue reading

REVIEW: BEE SEASON

Here’s a spelling word for you: fatuous. Bee Season is a terrible and smug film, a movie that made me actually angry. If that was the effect it was going for I would call it a masterpiece, but since I am pretty sure that inchoate rage is the exact opposite of what the filmmakers are … Continue reading