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Here is everything CHUD has to offer starting with the newest content, going all the way back to our humble beginnings.

JOIN THE ARMY OF SHADOWS

I don’t know how to talk about movies. How to say smart things about them, break them down into their cinematic parts, boost their beauty and power with mere words on a page. I admire the writers that can. But I can’t intellectualize films. I feel them in my guts and a great movie may … Continue reading

BEARD TV

Feeling like staying indoors tonight? If so, take a peek at G4TV’s Attack of the Show! to see myself, Film Threat’s Chris Gore, and one of Premiere Magazine’s luminaries discussing this year’s crop of summer movies. Will it be biting and incisive? I have no clue. All I know is that you’ll probably get some … Continue reading

FAST FOOD NATION TRAILER

Hey, I hope you guys are enjoying the new Golden Age. I wasn’t really convinced that we were living in great times for cinema until I saw the trailer for Richard Linklater’s next film, Fast Food Nation. It’s obvious that we’ve arrived at a point where incredibly talented filmmakers are getting money to make ballsy … Continue reading

WITCH MOVIE IS GUILLERMO’S NEXT?

When I talked to Mick Garris about his episode of the Showtime Masters of Horror show, and about the series in general, he mentioned some directors they had wanted to get on board, but who just weren’t available. “Guillermo [del Toro] was going to do one but he can’t because they’re constantly throwing giant studio … Continue reading

TONIGHT, HE LEAVES

The dude who wrote the superhero drama Tonight, He Comes must be tearing his hair out in huge gruesome chunks, scalp flaps and all. For years the script kicked around various studios and (transcending its terrible title) gained a reputation for being one of the best unproduced screenplays… a status it still retains. The Sony … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 5.18.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

CLASH OF THE TARTANS: OLDBOY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TartanMSRP: $24.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 120 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Interview with the Director• Director’s and Cinematographer’s Commentary• Deleted Scenes• Theatrical Trailer• Fan Trailer Contest Winner• Photo Gallery The Pitch “He ain’t getting any younger. Let’s get that legal DVD out there.” The Humans Choi Min-Sik, Yoo Ji-Tae, Gang Hye-Jung The Nutshell … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: IT WAITS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Anchor Bay MSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 88 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Featurette: Blood on the Pines• Commentary with director Steven Monroe and star Cerina Vincent• Trailer The Pitch Cerina Vincent (Cabin Fever) really, really needs to stay out of the woods. The Humans Cerina Vincent, Dominic Zamprogna, Greg Kean, … Continue reading

REVIEW: DA VINCI CODE, THE

In the opening scene of The Da Vinci Code, an old man is gutshot by Paul Bettany, who has been covered in pancake makeup. The film then cuts to a lecture delivered by Tom Hanks as Robert Langdon, a Harvard professor of “religious symbology,” who is in France presenting what appears to be a version … Continue reading