BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TartanMSRP: $22.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 94 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Behind-the-scenes featurette The Pitch "It’s Haute Tension with a bit less lesbian lust meets The Wicker Man with a more in-bred cult." The Humans Vincent Cassel, Roxane Mesquida, Nicolas Le Phat Tan, Olivier Bartélémy, and, for the briefest of moments, a … Continue reading
Any time I see the term “ferocious” combined with “bidding battles”, I envision nothing short of severed limbs slapping to the floor, eyeballs hanging from the danglies and stuffy old executives leaping at obnoxious young executives in a battle to the death. A situation way cooler than the usual anxiety-driven melee of phone calls and … Continue reading
Blizzard’s vice-president of development, Itzik Ben Bassat, has gone on record saying that the company’s next MMO project will be "innovative." Theories abound that it will take place in the Starcraft universe, which would make sense given the large fanbase. What Blizzard doesn’t want to do, obviously, is step on their own toes by making … Continue reading
There’s nothing like beating a topic into oblivion to send the “who gives a shit meter” into the red. So, I’m sorry and thanks for reading. Amidst all the recent ratings fuss, ex MPAA head and current advocate of the silver haired blackened brow club, Jack Valenti has jumped to the defense the ratings system … Continue reading
There’s been a lot of grumbling on the Web concerning the proposed American remake of Korean cult fave flick Oldboy, not the least of which concerns the choice of Justin Lin for director. And with each subsequent Justin Lin stinker that washed up in theaters (Annapolis, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift), the gnawing … Continue reading
Travelling through Utah back in the day must have been the worst. If the elements didn’t get you, the Mormons would. If, you know, you happened to be traveling through the sage and snakes of Southern Utah territory in an Arkansas wagon train named “Fancher” in 1857. Back in August, Devin wrote a piece about … Continue reading
This is a couple of weeks old, but The Futon Critic released their annual “50 Best Episodes of 2006” over the first week of the year. The Top Ten: 10. 24: Day 5: 7:00 a.m-8:00 a.m; 9. Dexter: Pilot; 8. Smith: Pilot; 7. Veronica Mars: Not Pictured; 6. Friday Night Lights: Pilot; 5. The Office: … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.97RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 90 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Theatrical trailerThe Pitch The skill of gymnastics, the kill of karate, the joy of watching a mulleted gymnast kick the shit out of peasant farmers. The Humans Olympic medalist Kurt Thomas, Richard Norton, Tetchie Agbayani and more Eastern Europeans … Continue reading
Jet lag hovers over me at all times. When I finally pass out Monday night at 1am it’s really 8 to my body. When I wake up at 5am it’s really midnight to me. There’s something grossly disorienting about waking up far too early in the local time zone and yet at a completely bizarre … Continue reading
As a legal and tax paying Utah resident, I put up with a lot of abuse. Rage-inducing driving, bitter cold winters and heaps of condescending “You live in Utah!?” mockery. But when January rolls around and the Sundance Film Festival turns Park City into a sea of furry boots, big-ass sunglasses and drunken, star-watching revery, … Continue reading