Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here.
Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91.
Enjoy!*
# 90 – Wanted: Dead or Alive
The illegitimate son of a Quaker and an explosion, Jerry had his daddy’s hands but his mother’s napalms.
Wanted: Dead or Alive:
An armed grenade in his mouth, Gene Simmons is faced with an important decision: Have his head explode or shit his pants and then have his head explode. Either way, the resulting head detonation is the capper to a surprisingly good Rutger Hauer action flick. The trick is so neat, I hear Gene’s mulling the idea of doing it at the climax of every future Kiss concert. (N.N.)
An armed grenade in his mouth, Gene Simmons is faced with an important decision: Have his head explode or shit his pants and then have his head explode. Either way, the resulting head detonation is the capper to a surprisingly good Rutger Hauer action flick. The trick is so neat, I hear Gene’s mulling the idea of doing it at the climax of every future Kiss concert. (N.N.)
FUNNY!
TOMORROW: #89 (Hint: ‘Pump’ Action Shotgun!)
* – Reprinted from 2003