Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here.

Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91.


# 90 – Wanted: Dead or Alive

The illegitimate son of a Quaker and an explosion, Jerry had his daddy’s hands but his mother’s napalms.

Wanted: Dead or Alive:

An armed grenade in his mouth, Gene Simmons is faced with an important decision: Have his head explode or shit his pants and then have his head explode. Either way, the resulting head detonation is the capper to a surprisingly good Rutger Hauer action flick. The trick is so neat, I hear Gene’s mulling the idea of doing it at the climax of every future Kiss concert. (N.N.)


TOMORROW: #89 (Hint: ‘Pump’ Action Shotgun!)

* – Reprinted from 2003