Dear Ethnic Market,
I can’t believe you actually have the services available in your establishment that people unfortunately negatively stereotype you for participating in.
-me
Dear Christmas,
Why must you sneak up on us like that?
-me
Dear Rite-Aid,
Please add Hostess Chocolate Pies to your counters for purchasing.
-me
Dear Nerds Who Were Seated In Front of Me During Midnight Avatar,
I consider myself a “nerd”, but do you really have to act, talk and BE the negative stereotype that everyone pokes fun at, making the label harder for me to enjoy?
-me
Dear James Cameron,
There are two kinds of action films: garbage (Crank, the Mummy Returns, Transformers 2, etc) and yours (Terminators, the Abyss, True Lies, Avatar, Aliens). Yours, my Canadian trucker friend, are always far superior.
-me
Dear 2009,
EFF YOU!!!
-me