I guess my worship of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, lustily reviewing them in every incarnation, and making them all crest the top three of each year’s “best of” lists isn’t good enough for some fanboys with blinders on as my dissatisfaction with yesterday’s trailer caused some serious close-minded hate to manifest. Ah, another new wave of internet hotheads. As an aside, I’ve watched the teaser about ten more times and still am not feeling it.

I feel a little better about the first official one sheet for next December’s must-see flick. Here it is. I’ll shut my trap now.