From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now… DAY THREE-HUNDRED AND ELEVEN:

“I like to think that this next one might actual get some corporate sponsorship… but probably not.”

– Andy Cosby (Twitter)

“You’ll Like the Way You Cook…I Guarantee It.”

BLOOD TIES: Following a fire at the local Men’s Warehouse, several employees are killed, their spirits inhabiting a selection of ties that happened to survive the blaze and were donated to Goodwill.  Anyone wearing one of these “blood ties” becomes possessed by the vengeful ghost residing within and is forced to embark on a fiery quest for revenge that eventually leads arson investigators back to the person responsible for the original fire, which proves to have been started as part of an elaborate insurance fraud scheme.

Nick Says: Fucking Men’s Warehouse joke!

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.