“From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.
And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.”
And now… DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY-EIGHT:
“If you judged it based solely on movies, I can’t imagine any place less safe than witness protection. Maybe sorority houses and back-road shortcuts, but that’s about it.”
- Andy Cosby (Twitter)
“There is No Safe House.”
WITNESS DISSECTION: Seeing it as the ultimate challenge, a psychotic serial killer decides to target people in the witness protection program, ultimately forcing a former mob accountant and his family to survive a terrifying game a cat and mouse against one of the world’s most prolific and devious mass murders.
Nick Says: What a huge opportunity for Dermot Mulroney. Finally he can emerge from under the shadow of Dermot Mulroney.
This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.