I guess if Neil LaBute could have a character reminisce about a high school homosexual locker room gang rape as his best lay ever in Your Friends & Neighbors, I shouldn’t be surprised that he would end his version of The Wicker Man with Nic Cage apparently getting a hand job from a couple of furries.

But seriously, I love this picture. It’s my desktop image now. It’s just so great, and not just because I like seeing Nicolas Cage being tortured. It’s also one of a number of Wicker Man pictures that website The Hollywood News has gotten from Lionsgate, and many of them are pretty damn spoilery for people who don’t know the original movie, which was about a community’s desire to have the Equalizer over for a barbeque.

Check out my exclusive interview with Neil LaBute from Comic Con right here.