Joseph Kahn is a talented motherfucker. There’s no doubt. He has chops like you wouldn’t believe from his advertisements to his music videos [when I saw that he did Faith No More’s Last Cup of Sorrow I pretty much decided he was better than Rygar] to his seminal Torque. He has chops Wolfgang Puck wouldn’t believe.

Speaking of seminal torque, I got my wife pregnant from around a corner in Mississippi.

The guy’s great, but if you need any evidence as to why he may be the greatest director… no, the great BIPED ever to walk the Earth I present for you this, the case for Joseph Kahn.

The case for Joseph Kahn is simply THIS.

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