“From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.
And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.”
And now… DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY-TWO:
“I know, it’s way too early for a Christmas themed horror movie, but what the hell… I’m feeling jolly.”
- Andy Cosby (Twitter)
SECRET SATAN: After writing a letter to Santa asking that his dead parents be brought back to life, an orphaned boy stays up late on Christmas Eve, hoping to plead his case to St. Nick in person. Instead, he’s met by a much less saintly figure, who offers the boy a chance to be reunited with his deceased parents in exchange for his help in collecting a lost soul who has escaped from hell and must be returned within 24 hours.
Nick Says: Santa’s a dick.
This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.