From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now… DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX:

“Isn’t it time someone cross-pollinated torture porn with the whole evil kids sub-genre?”

– Andy Cosby (Twitter)

“Thou Shall Kill.”

SINFUL SIMON: A young boy molested by his priest decides to play a deadly game of Simon Says with various members of the congregation who turned a blind eye to what was happening right underneath their upturned noses.  Now it’s their turn to suffer as each bad Samaritan is forced to do whatever Simon demands, or face the terrifying consequences.

Nick Says: Semen Says?

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.