Here are the exit interview questions that The Spymunk agreed to answer.

What is the Spymunk?

If God is a woodland creature, what would you want to do first to please your forest lord?

Size Queen vs. Rice Queen: Who wins?

What’s your favorite swear word.

Tell us about that odd time you ended up naked somewhere where you weren’t supposed to be.

Commit any sex crimes?

Would you fuck a Snork or are you a one Chipmunk man?

If you had to fit the Hope Diamond in your ass, could you?

Show me that song you were working on.

What do you want your final words to be?

He said to expect the answers to arrive by electronic pigeon in four days. That was two days ago. I’ll let the readers know when they are received.