Final Destination 5 put out a new trailer today.  If you’re a diehard fan of this death-dodges-no-one franchise, you may want to skip it. It broadcasts a lot.  But maybe you need to know someone gets impaled in the genitals before you plunk down  your ticket.

I haven’t seen installments 2-4, so I can’t speak to the originality of the kills or the disaster which kicks it all off. But it looks scary and smashing, which is all it needs to be five times in, right?

I will say this probably cured me of my desire for Lasik surgery, at least for the time being.