“From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.
And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.”
And now… DAY ONE-HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-FOUR:
“In my continuing effort to get more Lovecraft into your diet…”
– Andy Cosby (Twitter)
“Nothing good comes without sacrifice.”
HASTUR, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!: When three strippers take time off from exotic dancing to engage in a little R&R, they go on a wild, week long road trip across the Midwest,eventually ending up somewhere outside Albequrque, New Mexico, where they befriend a young woman who claims to know all the local hotspots. After a crazy night on the town, they retire to the woman’s secluded ranch, where they are ultimately taken captive by her wheelchair-bound father, the leaser of a Cthulhu cult, who plans to sacrifice the strippers to his dark elder god, Hastur, in an effort to restore his body and usher in a dark new age for all mankind.
Nick Says: A fucking Hastur pun. I’m outta here.
This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.