Bring It On with a balance beam and vault horse?

Yeah, that’s pretty much what the high school comedy Stick It seems to be (it comes from the writer of that pom-pom gem), complete with direct-to-vid quality dialogue.

It also has lots of tight-bodied young lasses, which pretty much guarantees a ticket purchase from me over opening weekend. It doesn’t hurt having the cranky gymnastics coach played by Jeff Bridges, one of the most reliable veteran actors still working (even in rubbish like K-PAX). But it’s mostly those fit teenage cupcakes that’ll get me there, really. No offense to Starman.

The movie involves… ah, like it matters.