csaNeil LaBute’s version of The Wicker Man is turning the whole thing around – now it’s a group of matriarchal pagans who burn people alive in a big old wicker man. This is not helping the guy’s image as misogynistic.

The first pictures of the titular wicker man have surfaced on the web, and it looks pretty much like what you would expect, or what you might have seen if you spent a week naked and caked in mud at Burning Man.

To take a look at the wicked Wicker Man, click here. I wish there was more to report to you here, but this is maybe the slowest news week of the entire year, so we’re just bringing you what little scraps we can find that will earn us a couple of page views!