Everything is made better with Black Sabbath, it’s a fact. Movies, games, birthdays, weddings, funerals. Case in point, this new trailer for Gears of War 3.

Of course an angry anti-war song like War Pigs isn’t exactly right for a violent third person shooter but hey, it’s heavy! And besides, it’s good to finally get a glimpse at the all-important plot from the latest installment.

What, me facetious? Here’s a hint folks- the plot of the Gears of War series? There are aliens that are trying to kill you and you have to shoot them in the fucking face. One can only hope they have a scene as laughable and melodramatic as Dom meeting his wife in the second one. Now that was a real belly laugh.

Arm yourself with a Retro Lancer in time for September.