From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now… DAY ONE-HUNDRED AND THIRTY-NINE:

“Before you read what’s below, let me first warn you… it isn’t pretty.”

- Andy Cosby (Twitter)

“Charles in no longer in charge.”

INFERNAL AFFAIRS: In anticipation of an upcoming stint on the hit ABC reality series, Dancing with the Stars, former teen heartthrob Scott Baio decides to spend the summer alone in his mountain cabin, where he can focus on getting in shape and practicing some sweet hip-hop moves. As part of a grueling exercise regimen, Scott takes regular runs in the woods, where he is eventually attacked by a rabid wolf.  Suffering only a few scratches and a couple of minor bites, he returns to the cabin to clean and dress the wound, never realizing he himself has contracted the deadly disease.  As weeks pass, Scott begins exhibiting symptoms, his behavior growing more and more irrational, until he has all but lost his mind and starts attacking locals, dragging their corpses back to his cabin to use them as dance partners.

Nick Says: Can Joanie Loves Cthulhu be far behind?

 

 

 

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.