From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now… DAY ONE-HUNDRED AND TWENTY:

“Finally, a two-dimensional character that’s three-dimensional.”

- Andy Cosby (Twitter)

“His Whole Word is Crumpling.”

Pitch:

PAPER TARGET – After refusing to assassinate a little girl targeted by the mob, a hitman is himself murdered at the shooting range where he works and maintains his cover identity.  As his life literally drains from him, the hitman reaches out to a paper target splattered with his blood, which then becomes possessed by his restless soul.  Magically animated, the target comes to life and embarks on a brutal revenge campaign.  In this quest for vengeance, the paper target inadvertently stumbles upon an intricate conspiracy involving the hitman’s former lover, a corrupt politician, a deadly femme fatale and the murder of a catholic priest.

Nick Says: You are a maniac. If made this would have the best inanimate object as a lead since Angel Eyes.

 

 

 

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.