From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now… DAY ONE-HUNDRED AND SIX:

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- Andy Cosby (Twitter)

“There Can be Only Juan!”

Pitch:

THE BROTHERHOOD – Falsely accused of heresy during the Spanish Inquisition, a young friar, Juan Carlos Saizarbitoria, is tried and executed by the church, only to miraculously rise from the grave seven days later as the newest member of The Brotherhood, an enigmatic group of immortal warriors tasked with the sacred duty of protecting humanity from the forces of evil.  But when one of their members goes rogue, ritualistically murdering others of their kind to steal their divine power, soon only Juan Carlos remains, sole survivor of the ancient order and last vanguard against an unholy army of darkness, led by a tratior he once called friend and brother.  Only one man will be left standing, and it must be Juan or all hope is lost.

Nick Says: We are due a Latin Highlander, especially one that actually seems Latin and not… Scottish. We need to represent, so to that effect I think the only man capable of playing Juan Carlos is obviously Ewan McGregor.

 

 

 

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.