From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now… DAY NINETY-FOUR:

“I warn you, today’s installment is pretty bad, even by my lack of standards.”

- Andy Cosby (Twitter)

“With Great Powers comes Greater Indigestion”

Pitch:

After ingesting tainted cheese made from the milk of irradiated cows grazing too close to an illegal nuclear waste dump, a lactose intolerant Wisconsin man is gifted with extraordinary powers far beyond those of mere mortals.  Unfortunately, his special abilities only work when ingesting large amounts of the aforementioned cheese product, which irritates his already irritable bowel syndrome, resulting in a devastating build-up of toxic gas that is ultimately discharged, threatening to destroy anyone and anything in its path.

Nick Says: 8 Year-Old Andy… please return grown up Andy to us!

 

 

 

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.