From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now… DAY EIGHTY:

“Don’t even ask about this next one.  I have no excuse.”

- Andy Cosby (Twitter)

“He’s Hell on Wheels.”

Pitch:

Horribly disfigured in a DUI accident, a deranged psychopath scours the highways and byways in search of reckless drivers.  Once abducted by the manic, the unsuspecting victims are then taken to a deserted auto graveyard, where they are surgically attached to their vehicle and forced to participate in a demolition derby to the death.

Nick Says: It’s adorable. Car Face. I don’t even care. It’s fucking adorable.

 

 

 

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.