casRoadhouse 2: Last Call is, apparently, really happening. It feels like a fever dream, but you have to remember that I live in a town where there’s an off-Broadway Roadhouse: The Musical. Anything can happen, people.

Somehow it seems that Roadhouse 2 can’t secure Patrick Swayze, who seemed poised to return to the screen after Donnie Darko, to return as Dalton. Guess playing a pedo wasn’t as good a career move as we all thought. Instead Treat Williams will be playing Nate Tannen, Dalton’s brother, who is having trouble with some local goons. He is either killed or left for dead by these guys and Shane, Dalton’s son, shows up to bring the ruckus.

Director Scott Ziehl will be bringing his sequel knowledge to this one – he directed Cruel Intentions 3.