From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now… DAY SIXTY-SIX:

“Sorry, Mr. Wenders.  I know you thought CITY OF ANGELS would be the last time you’d have to suffer through the butchering of your hauntingly beautiful film… but you were wrong!”

- Andy Cosby (Twitter)

“We’re in the Holy Shit Now!”

Pitch:

After being overlooked for the big promotion, a jealous Guardian Angel targets his upwardly mobile co-worker by actively plotting the demis eof the humans he’s been tasked to protect.  Following an inordinate number of tragic “accidents,” the good angel suddenly finds himself on God’s bad side and must join forces with his only surviving charge to protect her at all cost or risk hanging up his halo forever.  In the process, he learns what it is to be human, falls in love and somehow manages to reveal his unholy rival’s dastardly deeds.

Nick Says: As long as I don’t have to endure Nicolas Cage with a merkin again it’s all good. Bonus points if the angels can be played by Julian Sands and Sho Kosugi.

 

 

 

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.