It’s a surprisingly slow news day for anyone not named Oscar or Charlie Sheen.  Therefore, in case you’ve forgotten, or ever bothered to care, the Golden Raspberries – aka The Razzies – were held this weekend.  Here’s the rundown:

Worst Picture
The Last Airbender

Worst Actor
Ashton Kutcher
Killers and Valentine’s Day

Worst Actress
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, and Cynthia Nixon
Sex and the City 2

Worst Supporting Actor
Jackson Rathbone
The Last Airbender and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Worst Supporting Actress
Jessica Alba
The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete and Valentine’s Day

Worst Director
M. Night Shyamalan
The Last Airbender

Worst Screenplay
The Last Airbender
Written by M. Night Shyamalan, based on the TV series created by Michael Dante Dimartino and Brian Konietzko

Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3-D
The Last Airbender

Worst Screen Couple / Worst Screen Ensemble
The entire cast of Sex and the City 2

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
Sex and the City 2