From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now… DAY FIFTY-SIX:

“As crazy as this may sound, the first CHILD’S PLAY movie actually inspired me to get into entertainment.  I originally wanted to be aspecial effects makeup wizard and was very impressed by the little demonic animatronic.  But mostly I figured… hell, if they can do it, so can I.”

- Andy Cosby (Twitter)

“Assault & Batteries.”

Pitch:

The first in an animated trilogy of terror that actually counts backwards from its inevitable and horrifying conclusion, Gore Story 3 chronicles the events that lead up to the world being taken over by teeming hordes of kill-crazed, demon-possessed toys.  Trapped behind enemy lines, a ragtag band of freedom fighters find unlikely allies in a renegade teddy bear and its owner, a feisty 7-year-old girl who may hold the key to ending the “toypocalpyse” once and for all.

Nick Says: Great. Sold. Especially if we can get Isabelle Fuhrman.

 

 

 

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.