.The arrival of The Muppet Show on DVD is a monumental event for some of you folks, and I can only imagine that the Muppets Wizard of Oz is like a warm blanket from the past but stiched with vibrant new patches (and Quentin Tarantino, something that makes this DVD as much a curious impulse buy as any before it). These two things hitting home video is like when the mirror finally frees General Zod and his cronies.

Justice.

I have a stack of these lovely little digital puppet epics for lucky CHUD.com readers out there who follow the contest rules and get their entry to me in the proper format. Easy enough?

Answer these questions below, and all you desire shall be yours!

1. If you’re older than 25, what was your first reaction about the colossal announcement that Fraggle Rock was coming to HBO? If you’re too young for that, how do you feel about the Henson puppets in Farscape? If you’re too young for Farscape, shouldn’t you be impregnating an egg somewhere?

2. Muppets is a modification of the word puppets. What would Fuppets, Guppets, and Mitchuppets be?

3. Have you entered in our Oldboy contest? Have you read this month’s Prognosticator? Have you LOL’d at my brilliant Nip/Tuck screencaps?

4. The Muppets are still going strong amidst zillions of other cuddly kid-friendly beasts of cloth and armature. What is their secret?

5.
Rip Taylor still going strong amidst zillions of
other freakish asexual beasts of broth and artificial limbs. What is his
secret?

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