casThere is one thing that unites all working Americans – the desire to waste time at the office. If you work at a job that has internet access, you probably spend a good 40% of your day scouring the web looking for ways to waste time. Hopefully CHUD.com has helped you in this respect, but we know that it’s not always enough.

With that in mind I figured I would share with you two time-wasters I have been enjoying lately. One is movie related, one isn’t.

The movie related one is a game on the website for the movie The Chumscrubber, which opens this weekend. Somehow I missed screenings of this one (I don’t even know if I got any invites), but I won’t hold that against the fun game they have, where you throw your decaptitated head at oncoming zombies. What I like is that your head has some boomerang action, and if you’re good you can vaporize a whole bunch of zombies at once. Check out the game at the site for Chumscrubber, http://www.chumscrubber.com/.

The other game is Cockle Fighting. It’s sort of awesome, but it has a built-in turn system that won’t let you play too many hours at a time. Check the game out here: http://cocklefighting.co.uk/ and feel free to join the legions of douchebags who have come gunning – unsuccessfully – for me. My Cockle is devincf.