456While I was in San Diego Claire Forlani came up. In conversation, that is. It was decided that whiel Forlani was a very beautiful woman, her career was an ugly, stanky thing. When Mallrats is the pinnacle of your career, you know you’re in deep shit.

So it’s funny to see Forlani getting some ink today as she signs on to a new film. What’s not so funny is that she’s signing on to Dungeon Siege, Uwe Boll’s three hour epic shitfest to be. The rest of the castlist reads something like Surreal Life Plays Everquest: Matthew Lillard, Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, LeeLee Sobieski, Kristinna Lokken…

I guess there is some hope for Forlani Рshe stars in the upcoming Green Street Hooligans, which got some very nice notices (and the words Green and Street added to the title) at the Tribeca Film Festival. Still, she and the rest of her Dungeon Siege co-stars need to have a long, angry talk with their agents.