“From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.
And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.”
And now… DAY FOURTY:
“Hmmm… is there a pattern emerging? Maybe I should see a marriage counselor. Or maybe I shouldn’t have watched Kill Bill and Deliverance back-to-back.”
– Andy Cosby (Twitter)
“Love knows no bounds.”
Pitch:
Returning from their honeymoon, newlyweds Mark and Susan Mayfield are captured, tortured and left for dead by hillbilly freaks deep in the Appalachians. Miraculously surviving the ordeal, the traumatized couple turns to local law enforcement for help, only to be turned away empty-handed… literally (both of their wedding rings have been stolen). Incapable of just filing a police report and leaving it at that, they decide to take matters into their own hands, arming themselves at the local gun shop to go in search of violent revenge against their tormentors.
Nick Says: Holy shit, it’s going to be amazing to see Virginie Leyoden and Cole Hauser toegther!
Disclaimer:
This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.