Things That Suck.

  • Devo’s cover of Satisfaction.
  • The commercial for Procede featuring Guiseppe Franco, stereotype.
  • Jim Cramer’s rolled-up sleeves.
  • The name Bonnie.
  • That the talkbacks are useless.
  • People who think Iron Man looks “gay”.
  • That fried food tastes good.
  • People who kill their children and then kill themselves instead of just killing themselves.
  • Construction workers standing around.
  • How Under Armour numbs the region for a while after you take them off.
  • Elves.
  • That people are only now starting to realize what an evil Omnipresence Oprah Winfrey is.
  • People behind you who feel compelled to scoot past you if the car in front of you breaks down without letting you go first.
  • Mercedes-Benz minivans.
  • People who spend more than five seconds putting a ballcap on and twisting it to the appropriate angle of ‘cool’.
  • Peter, Bjorn & John’s Young Folks.
  • The way Rosie O’Donnell talks.
  • Pope visits.
  • Traffic Cops.
  • People who recoil when you mention there’s a book for I Am Legend.
  • That Peter David gets paid to write half the movie novelizations even though he’s Peter David.
  • The Shaq/Tim Duncan “feud”. Boring meets boringer.
  • The lack of alien evidence even with all this awesome science.
  • John Cougar Mellencamp. No exceptions.
  • When you hear a tune you love and it becomes apparent you’re hearing the sample of it used in a new song.
  • Friends you realize you’ve wasted years on and with.
  • How fast hair grows back in certain areas.
  • Stingrays getting such a bad rap.
  • Not knowing someone has Down’s Syndrome until you’ve been married for three years.

I go, here’s the latest thing I’m adding to the blog. Each day I’ll
have a song, a piece of artwork, a photo, a Mary Worth, or something to
further justify your click and to give the trolls a little more ammo.
Today, the finest in children’s clothing, direct from CHUD’s Cafepress store:

– Nick Nunziata is a genuinely happy fellow, surprisingly.