With the falafel cart turned over, I was ankle-deep in hummus, the Divoff squaring me down. My words on Wishmaster 2 would not go unopposed. What followed would be a battle for the ages. I began by saying…
Actually, it’s already February. A little late to be discussing what I did for New Year’s. Never mind.
So, I don’t have cable at my current location. However, there is a channel that occasionally shows movies. One of the movies they recently broadcast was Young Guns, the Emilio Estevez ode to shooting people whilst being an Estevez. I don’t know whether I enjoy that movie because of what it is or because of what it isn’t. That last sentence doesn’t make sense on any level, but you found it deep.
There’s something about the Estevez that draws me to a movie. Maybe it’s a childhood fascination with the Mighty Ducks (the movie team, not the real team. I was a Red Wings fan til Yzerman retired in 2006, then I switched to the Stars, as much good as that does me. But I digress. IN PARENTHESES BECAUSE I USE THEM A LOT).
The big question is thus: if they made Young Guns today, who would be cast in the roles once held by the mighty team of Mulroney and Siemszko? A Hedlund? A Bieber? You tell me.
Where was I? Ah yes, the majesty of Men at Work. We criticize Sir Charlie Sheen for his whoring ways, but who are we to judge? Did we make a movie with Keith David? Well, I did, but the government doesn’t allow me to talk about it in an open forum.
Nor will they let me discuss my opinion on Ken Burns’ Baseball. Hmm. I didn’t italicize that. Make of that what you will, fair citizens of blogsylvania.
I think that’s about all for today. It’s my birthday, I’ll end when I feel like.
WHICH IS NOT NOW BECAUSE I HAVE MORE TO SAY!
They recently added the final two seasons of The Larry Sanders Show to Netflix Instant. If you have yet to watch them (or any, as I so suspect of my reasons) get to it. Or Freejack. It’s there and the Estevez demands it of you. Not me, because I own it.
THAT’S RIGHT, I OWN FREEJACK AND THUS HAVE DOMINION OVER YOU!