First of all, thank you Cliff for bringing this to my attention. Secondly, screw you Cliff for bringing this to my attention.

Enthiran (or Robot) is a film from India that is basically their Avatar. I mean, it looks and seems more like a mix of Robocop, The Terminator, The Matrix Revolutions, and Electric Dreams but it has profited like James Cameron’s juggernaut. It’s their biggest film and I don’t know if you are aware, it’s an understatement to say that India makes a lot of movies.

The movie is about a man who creates a robot and it goes bonkers. Straight bonkers.

What the movie is really about is unloading millions of pixels into your face at a retarded pace.

First watch the tame trailer. You won’t want to every see a moment of it ever again:

Now watch this and have your ass blown out your ass hilariously. It’s like the ill-advised physics of the Burly Brawl given three times as much screentime and treated with the subtlety and grace of Dragon Wars as envisioned by Mega-Alligator vs. Terror Shrimp:


Now smoke a cigarette.