365 days of Sci-Fi (Archive)

From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

Day 1Day 2Day3Day 4Day 5Day 6Day 7Day 8Day 9Day 10
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Day 20Day 21Day 22Day 23 – Day 24 – Day 25 – Day 26

And now… DAY TWENTY-FOUR:

“The great thing about the internet is there’s now a much greater statistical likelihood that I’ll eventually stumble upon a piece of fan fiction in which Grizzly Adams and Rambo team up to save the world.  At least that’s what I’d like to believe.

- Andy Cosby

They shit wherever they damn well please.

Pitch:

Kidnapped by a redneck terrorist group demanding the South be allowed to secede from the Union, the President of the United States is whisked away to an impenetrable mountain fortress hidden deep in the Appalachian wilderness.  There, even the military’s best and brightest prove incapable approaching undetected, forcing the Secret Service to turn to retired Army Ranger turned Mountain Man Sgt. Rocky and his unique fighting force: a group of bears trained to be the world’s most effective covert infiltration and recovery specialists.

Nick Says: I’d see the hell out of this movie. I’d also see this idea escalated to the president’s life being in the balance and scientists are forced to fuse his DNA with a bear’s. The result is a massive step forward scientifically and sociologically: Our first bear president. But, there’s nothing that can’t be achieved by men that can’t be better achieved by men backed by a group of fighting bears. I personally think that Sgt. Rocky might be the perfect way to introduce Reb Brown to a whole new generation of fans.



Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.