I cannot tell a lie. I’ve never seen a single one of The Fast and the Furious movies.
I might have seen part of one. I remember Paul Walker and Vin Diesel driving around, and looking a little lustily at each other. But I may also be confused with The Fast and the Bi-Curious SNL short.
Despite my shaky position, I can honestly say Fast Five will probably be a pretty awesome installment. The fact that it’s expanded to this international world of intrigue and Dwayne Johnson is impressive enough. I remember when it was just a slick little Donnie Brasco story centered around NOS, truck hijacks, and street racing. Now it’s global!
I hope the next one takes place in Moscow. Just because.
Enjoy the trailer. And maybe I’ll pull some crazy Fast and the Furious marathon just so I can hold my head up on the Internet.